PUT_
(Me, Sister, and Mommy eating at the table; James sitting on the couch, playing)
Mom:
James, come here, I have something for you
Sis:
James, come eat some puto. You like this, right?
James:
What?
Mom:
James.. puto.. come here..
Sis:
Hey, come here..
James:
What?
Mom:
Get some puto.
James:
What?
Mom:
Puto.
James:
Whaaaat?
Mom:
PUTO..
James:
WHAAAAAT?
Mom:
PUUUUUU-TOOOO. PUT_!
shellsss convo
So, I really want someone to talk to and vent all my frustrations atm -just someone who can listen to me. I went online on facebook chat [which I don’t normally do] I ended up talking to my german shepherd cousin, Shelly. I immediately told her how miserable my love life is and she immediately replied with “ang hirap naman nyan, leli.”
AND THEN, THIS..
And by that, I didn’t take her piece of advice srsly. NO, JUST KIDDING! :> She made me realize the other side of our ~love story which is btw, not that good. Maybe now, when I look back, I’ll definitely realize how we ended up like this.
P.S. It’ll surely break my heart… [ooh i’m typing with ellipsis again]
i suddenly remember having this convo w my nephew
Me:
(fixing the goddamn internet on my sister's laptop) *James beside me*
James:
Tita, you're so tagal. I don't like to wait.
Me:
You have to be patient! I'm still fixing it.
James:
No, I don't want to be patient...
Me:
You have to. Guys are patient.
James:
No they're not.
Me:
Yes, they are!
James:
NOOOOOOO (screaming)
Me:
Why do you say so?
James:
cos it's not fair..
me and my nephew talking
Me:
James, I want to smell you.
James:
Here smell my kili (moves closer, extends his armpit to me)
Me:
Hmm, you still smell fresh huh...
James:
Yes, I smell like fresh potato..
Me:
(puzzled by the thought of a fresh potato's smell) uhh yes? you smell just like fresh potato =))
Mahalay!
Me:
Unli ka ba?
Him:
All text lang.
Me:
Ah.
(Matapos ang ilang minuto, biglang ganto text niya)
Him:
Pag kasal na tayo gusto ko pag natulog tayo laging hubad :p
YO INUHH! HERE IT IS.
Singer(on stage):
"When.. I.. see.. you.. smile..."
Inah:
(singing it aloud while at her seat)
Me:
Anuba ang ingay mo di ko marinig.
Inah:
Anuba? Favorite ko yan. Ba't ba.
Me:
E hindi ko nga marinig yung kumakanta..
Inah:
Bakit andito naman ako ah? (with pitiful, jelly eyes)
*stares at each other, thinking how keso her line was..* :
p
Ecoserenade, 2010
ym conversation with my irog
leli:
mahirap ba mga exams irog? :-<
inah:
bat nagtatanong ka pa?db magddrop ka na?
hehe..
jk lng..basta magaral k nlng
leli:
hahaha
inah:
di ko masabi eh..di nmn kc ako nagaaral..
hay nako irog! haha
Senior Citizens @Nat'l Bookstore
Pinabili ko yung parents ko sa National Bookstore ng lab gown at goggles para sa Chem. class ko. Nung turn na nila para magbayad..
Girl on the Cashier:
(Nagsabi ng amount na nabili ng parents ko)
Mommy:
Miss, hindi ba kayo tumatanggap ng senior citizen card?
Girl on the Cashier:
Hindi po kami tumatanggap (tapos biglang napangiti yung babae)
(Tapos nagtinginan parents ko tapos napangiti na rin lang sila)
Hindi na ba pwedeng bumili ng school supplies ang mga senior citizens? Kahit hindi naman sila nag-aaral gagamit pa rin sila ng mga bagay na binebenta nila. Mali ba ko? Unfair para sa mga senior citizens. Wahaha.
